a-night-in-wonderland:

Video.
a-night-in-wonderland:

Video.
a-night-in-wonderland:

Video.
pleatedjeans:

Please go follow @skullmandible pleatedjeans:

Please go follow @skullmandible pleatedjeans:

Please go follow @skullmandible pleatedjeans:

Please go follow @skullmandible pleatedjeans:

Please go follow @skullmandible pleatedjeans:

Please go follow @skullmandible

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(via officialwhitegirls)

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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(via dutchster)

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

(via dutchster)

Q

Anonymous asked:

what are your favorite stores to shop at?

A

thehoneynymph:

atm i really love urban outfitters, brandy melville, zara, and this local consignment store called consigned designs

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting
kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting
kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting
kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting
kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting
kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

(via sferraro98)

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

(via greeklesbian)

averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

(via humoristics)

helioscentrifuge:

sophienorthcott:

chlorinda:

potential-and-difference:

shmiling:

n0thingleftinside:

fuckyeahprisoninmates:

Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.

I never thought I would admire a murder

Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters  If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.

Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.

Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.

Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?


that last fucking comment tho helioscentrifuge:

sophienorthcott:

chlorinda:

potential-and-difference:

shmiling:

n0thingleftinside:

fuckyeahprisoninmates:

Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.

I never thought I would admire a murder

Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters  If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.

Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.

Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.

Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?


that last fucking comment tho

helioscentrifuge:

sophienorthcott:

chlorinda:

potential-and-difference:

shmiling:

n0thingleftinside:

fuckyeahprisoninmates:

Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.

I never thought I would admire a murder

Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters  If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.

Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.

Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.

Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?

that last fucking comment tho

(via yayasmeen)

dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling! dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling! dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling! dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling! dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling! dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling! dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling! dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling! dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling! dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling!

dorkly:

bahtmun:

Happy Birthday Harry James Potter; July 31st 1980

Happy Birthday, Harry! And happy birthday, J.K. Rowling!

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix. unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix. unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix. unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix. unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix. unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix. unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix. unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix. unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix. unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

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